Me-Me to J: What would you like for breakfast?
J to Papa: Where is all your hair?
Papa: Your mommy made me lose it all.
Scene: J and Papa sitting side-by-side on the couch.
J: Say 'scuse me.
Papa: 'Scuse me.
Papa: I don't know how to play this game.
J: You just have to move the stylus, hon. (Said in his most patient 3 year old voice).
Me-Me: Let's wash you up.
J: I don't like being clean, I LIKE being dirty.